Do you ever get plagued by eskimos in your back garden or street?

An Inuit family moved onto my street last year, last winter i found the eldest drilling an ice hole through my gold fish pond so he could do some ice fishing. I had to chase him. This summer the family must have been at the zoo on a day out because i found half of a walrus carc slumped over the bonnet of my car by way of an apology. Is your street plagued by the inuit?