For all you bullies and ppl who come up with good nick names.......?

Ok my frend jared calls me a name of a celebrity tht gets mii mad. If u can't guess it look at ma name. Ok I can't use the names jarhead or jughead cuz those dnt get him mad. And I can't use anything from the subway commercial( beat that jared hahahahahah!) or anything from the jared galleria of jewelry. I need a name that makes sense and that will actually be relevant to a 13 year old. Can't wait to see what u guys come up with. ( if u didn't get it he calls mii Lohan and I'm pretty sick of it!!!)